
07/10/2008
So you know how I go through these phases (quite often, really) when I feel I need excitement in my life? And clearly, often the best way to do it is to break free a little. So, Woodsy and I were going to Purau, and I asked Rosie to come too.
We made a bonfire on the beach from stolen firewood in an area with a fire ban, roasted marshmallows that we walked half and hour to get, then half an hour back.
So while we were all sitting on the beach in the dark, enjoying some warmth from the fire when New Zealand was so damn freezing, I was gazing at the water when it hit me.
"Lets skinny dip tonight!"
Naturally, Rosie was in, but Woodsy took a lot more convincing, at first entirely refusing to.
So after marshmallows we went back to the cabin and watch Donnie Darko. By the time Donnie Darko had finished, it was almost 1am.
After eventually convincing Woodsy, we all (not in front of each other, we weren't that comfortable whilst still in the light) got into our underwear, wrapped towels around ourselves and stealthily slipped over the cold, dewy grass.
We were quite hilarious actually.
None of us had ever skinny dipped before, and Woodsy and I weren't like Rosie, who would've been happy to run to Christchurch naked, so we established some rules.
We were going to drop out towels on the count of three, then all look straight ahead at all times, then run into the water.
So at 1:15am we progressed with this plan.
Purau Beach was not at all secluded, no trees blocked the view from the beach to the road. And only being 'Spring,' it was bloody freezing!!
We got to about knee height and then just dived under and laughed!
We then ran back to the beach (eyes fowards!) and wrapped ourselves up and got back into our underwear. Rosie was convinced she saw whales, and we keeped freaking each other out by mentioning Frank.
So anyway, we crept back again, and then froze when we saw what seemed to be a white-haired elderly woman sitting at the picnic table outside the cooking area. Freaking out, we attempted to make a plan, then, after a few minutes, realised it was actually only white soap dispenser casting shadow.......
In the cabin Woodsy laughed and said "That was awesome," and as we curled up again to watch some B-Grade horror movie, Rosie asked me,
"How did I look?"
"What!" I said, rather shocked, "We weren't looking!"
Rosie laughed and said, "Well, I checked you and Woodsy out!"
Big surprise!